Turns out I've been using submodules under some bad assumptions. I assumed submodules would just stay up-to-date without any human intervention, but as it turns out, that's not the case.
**So, we haven't actually updated the Bulma version since August 2020. Sorry about that.**
To solve this, I had to run `git submodule update --recursive --remote`, and this went through and updated all the submodules to the latest commit.
So now, **django-simple-bulma is finally running Bulma 0.9.2**. 🎉