[Recently](https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/releases/tag/v0.0), we ran out of money.
However, I just realised that I counted our investments wrong. User Joshix didn't just donate 69 *cents*. They donated 69 [*euros*](https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/tree/main/docs/investment/pre-seed#liberapay-investors)!
> DreamBerd is saved!
Our new drive into academia
Since [conquering hacker news](https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/issues/32) (a vile website), we've set our sites on a new target: Academia.
It is our goal to get DreamBerd mentioned in as many academic papers and conferences as possible. If you work in academia, or you know someone who does, **mention DreamBerd**!
The current list of DreamBerd appearances is as follows:
- [Cellpond: Spatial programming without escape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYudbaqHAk&t=6704s).
- That's it.
Due to the slow place of academia, we don't expect this list to grow any time soon.
Influencers
No, we're not interested in any influencers covering Dreamberd (unless you work in academia).
But if you really insist on covering it... You <ins>must</ins> cover the contributing section in your coverage. We've added a [note](https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/tree/main#contributing) to our docs to cover this.
**If you notice an influencer or content-creator cover DreamBerd without mentioning it, please let them know in their chat and comments!**
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Thank you for tuning into this week's release notes. See you next week.
vaN.aN
[Last week](https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/releases/tag/vNaN.NaN), we revealed the truth about DreamBerd:
> DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
>
> `typeof NaN === "number"`
>
> Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
>
> _That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination.
>
> `typeof NaN === "number"`
>
> Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination.
> >
> > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination:
> >
> > > Just look at this abomination.
> > >
> > > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> > >
> > > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination:
> >
> > > Just look at this abomination:
> > >
> > > > Just look at this abomination.
> > > >
> > > > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > >
> > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.
Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and _touch grass_. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of JavaScript. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination:
> >
> > > Just look at this abomination:
> > >
> > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > >
> > > > > Just look at this abomination.
> > > > >
> > > > > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
> > >
> > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and _touch grass_. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of everyone. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination:
> >
> > > Just look at this abomination:
> > >
> > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > >
> > > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Just look at this abomination.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > >
> > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and _touch grass_. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. Both sides are as bad as each other. But not me. I'm above all that. You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is to make fun of people who make fun of everyone. Just look at this abomination:
> Just look at this abomination:
>
> > Just look at this abomination:
> >
> > > Just look at this abomination:
> > >
> > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > >
> > > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Just look at this abomination:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Just look at this abomination.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > `typeof NaN === "number"`
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, you read that right. JavaScript thinks that 'not a number' is a 'number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number'. But 'not a number' is a 'number' as part of the IEFFFF spec. You probably didn't know this.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is a 'number'. But if you look closely at the name of 'not a number', you'll notice that it says 'not a number', not 'a number'. You probably didn't know this.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that 'not a number' is 'not a number' as if any of this matters. When push comes to shove, our reality has no meaning, and there's no point in arguing about anything. You probably didn't know that.
> > >
> > > Yeah, you read that right. They think that nothing matters. But they could just go outside and _touch grass_. If they went to the gym, or created a child as soon as possible, they'd find meaning in their life. You probably didn't know this.
> >
> > Yeah, you read that right. They're trying to make out that they're not a nerd like everyone else reading this. (Also getting weird vibes from that child comment). Really, they shouldn't have kids. They should stay single, live in the dark, and work overtime all day to make their startup a success. Too many people don't want to work nowadays. You probably didn't know this.
>
> Yeah, you read that right. Both sides are as bad as each other. But not me. I'm better than that. You probably didn't know this.
Yeah, you read that right. They're making fun of people. I'm above all that - I don't make fun of people! You probably didn't know this.
_That's the kind of high level satire you can expect from DreamBerd._
Except... That's not the truth. Here's the real truth:
The Real Truth About DreamBerd
DreamBerd's true purpose is...
The Surreal Truth About DreamBerd
For frog's sake, stop seeing everything through that lens.
[❌🐦](https://www.todepond.com/wikiblogarden/social-media/just-block-them/)